Monday, April 28, 2014

Magic: the Gathering...

This is a big one. Honestly, I've spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out how to present this particular obsession of mine.

Magic: the Gathering is a collectible card game. The original collectible card game, in fact. It was invented by Richard Garfield, who is now a professor of combinatorial mathematics. And no, I don't know what that means. Math is not one of my geeky obsessions. 

In Magic, each player plays using his own deck of cards. These decks are built using a variety of cards that produce various effects. The decks usually run 60 cards, but that can vary depending on what the deck wishes to accomplish and the style of play the player favors. Competitive decks are 60 cards.

Magic appeals to me for three main reasons. One, I love to collect things. A card game where the cards are collectible? Sign me up. Two, the cards have amazing art. Well, not always, but the art in general is much better now than when I first started playing, back in 1994. Yes, Drew Tucker, I still think your art sucks. Three, the random nature of the game. Each deck is shuffled and cards are drawn. This random aspect, known as variance, allows a chance for each player to win, regardless of how much money they've spent on their cards. Fourth, I love the storytelling aspect of the game.

Story-wise, each player is a Planeswalker, able to launch himself into the Blind Eternities and travel between different planes of existence. When meeting another Planeswalker and engaging in battle with him, a Planeswalker can draw upon the energies of different places he has been to cast spells and summon creatures to battle his opponent.

The back of a Magic Card

There are many different types of cards in the game. Each card is generally associated with one or more colors. There are five colors in magic: White, Blue, Black, Red, and Green. Each color has its own philosophy. The color philosophies can get complicated, but at the most basic level, they are as follows: White: Peace, harmony, and perfection. Blue: Acquisition of knowledge, because knowledge is power. Black: Self-indulgence, parasitism, amorality, and an unfettered desire for power. Red: Impulses. Red is immediate action and immediate gratification. Green: Nature, growth, interdependence, and instinct.

Cards also have a casting cost that includes a cost paid by a specific color of mana and a cost that can be paid by any color.

Land Cards. Land produce the energy(mana) necessary to cast spells. Plains produce white mana, Islands produce blue mana, Swamps produce black mana, Mountains produce red mana, and Forests produce green mana. There are land cards that are more complicated, but these are the Basic Lands. As lands produce mana, they don't have a casting cost.
Land Cards.

Creature Cards. The most basic way to interact with the other player. Creatures are summoned and stay on the field of play until they die and go to the Graveyard. Creatures have power and toughness stats. They also often have special abilities that make them more powerful than other creatures.
The Shivan Dragon. He costs 4 mana of any color and 2 mana that has to be red for a total of 6 mana. He has a base power of 5 and a base toughness of 5. He can fly. You can pay 1 red mana to increase his power by one until the end of the current turn.

Sorcery Cards. A spell that produces a specific effect and can only be cast on the player's own turn.
Wrath of God costs 4 mana to cast, 2 white mana and 2 mana of any color. This spell destroys all creatures on the playing field. Yes, your creatures, too. 


Instant Cards. Similar to Sorcery Cards, but can be played during your opponent's turn as well as your own.
Cancel costs 3 mana, 1 of any color and 2 blue mana. If a player casts Cancel on your spell, that means your spell, the card you're playing out of your hand, goes to the graveyard. Blue players can be real jerks.


Enchantment Cards. These can only be played during your own turn. They stay on the field until they are destroyed, and produce a continuous effect. Enchantments can affect one specific target, or be more generalized. 
Aspect of Gorgon costs 3 mana to play, 2 of any color and 1 black. This gives a creature one 1 extra power and 3 extra toughness. It also makes the creature able to kill any other creature just by damaging it. (The creature becomes Medusa-like)


Artifact Cards. Very similar to enchantments, but most often lack a color. Their effects are also not usually continuous, but must be activated to produce an effect of limited duration. Artifacts can also be creatures.
Howling Mine costs 2 mana of any color to play. This causes each player to draw and extra card each turn. Yep, your opponent gets to draw that extra card, too.


Planewalker Cards. These cards represent powerful or famous Planeswalkers who come to your aid. They produce one effect at a time on your turn only. Planeswalker Cards have loyalty counters that increase or decrease depending on the ability that was used. If a Planeswalker Card has zero loyalty counters, it is placed in the graveyard. To me, this means that the Planeswalker no longer wishes to help you and has left the field of battle.
Elspeth. One of my favorite Planeswalkers. The art is just amazing. Right?


There's a lot more to a game of Magic than I'm going to be able to explain in a blog post. Each game is different based on which cards the players draw and when they choose to play those cards. How the cards interact changes the game as well. It's a fun game. 

If you want to learn how to play, let me know. If you live close by, I can teach you myself, but if you live far away, I can try and help you find someone who can help you learn. 

If you want to know more, visit the main Magic website. This link takes you to a page that is specifically for those who are new to Magic. The fiery woman is Chandra, another Planeswalker.

Thanks for reading this huge post.


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Who I Am, Who I Want To Be...


I've never really liked Batman. Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed Batman stories and movies, but I've never really liked Batman himself. I think he's a selfish bastard, actually. I like characters in the Batman family, like Nightwing, the Tim Drake Robin, Barbara Gordon (who was Batgirl, but actually was much more awesome as Oracle, which happened after the Joker shot her and paralyzed her), and even a couple villains, like the Joker and Poison Ivy.

Why am I talking about Batman? Well, when I ask people why they like Batman, many say that it's because, with enough money, they could actually BE Batman. 

Now, philosophically, which superhero am I the most like? Well, I would have to say this guy:



Now, why would I say I'm like Spiderman? Do I think that with great power comes great responsibility? Well, that's a great motto, but that's not where I'm similar to Spiderman. Nope, it's guilt.

Spiderman is completely motivated by guilt. His Uncle Ben was killed by a burglar that Spiderman could have stopped, had he cared to lift a finger. That one moment influences every single decision that Spiderman makes. 

Where do I come in? I tend to feel a lot of guilt. The clearest memories I have of my childhood are associated with guilt. So I'm Spiderman, just without the cool powers and constant quips.

So who would I want to be? The comic book character I would most want to be like is this guy:



His name is Saint Walker and he's a Blue Lantern. You may have heard of Green Lantern. Green Lantern is part of the Green Lantern Corps, kind of a universe-spanning police force. The Green Lanterns wear rings powered by willpower. Turns out there are Lanterns of all the colors of the rainbow: Red is powered by Rage, Orange by Greed, Yellow by Fear, Green by Will, Blue by Hope, Indigo by Compassion, and Violet by Love.

Why would I want to be a Blue Lantern? I need to let myself hope more. The Blue Lanterns greet every difficulty by saying, "All will be well." I would love to let myself have that kind of faith. I'm too much of a worry wart.

Maybe someday I can quit being Spiderman and start being the Blue Lantern I want to be.


Saturday, April 5, 2014

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

The wife and I went and saw Captain America: The Winter Soldier tonight. It was fantastic.

The cast was large enough that I felt bad that there were only two specific characters mentioned in the title. I think it would be very difficult to come up with a title that would be more inclusive. I mean, Captain America has to be there. He's the main character. You can't call it, "Some of the Avengers," because there are only two in the movie, and that would leave out the Falcon (he was perfect, by the way). You could just call it "A Day in the Life of S.H.I.E.L.D.," but that would leave out the Captain. It's a conundrum.

The Winter Soldier, as a character, was executed perfectly. He has a great look. The costume, the arm, his mask; all perfect. He gets a good character arc. He is a good foil for the main character.

The Falcon was awesome. When they introduced him I started smiling. My smile grew wider with every scene he was in he stole. His action scenes in the air were rather breath-taking. Just a great character on-screen. Really executed well.

The Black Widow. I liked her a lot in the movie. Her character had more depth than she's had before. I almost wish they had included Hawkeye, as he and the Black Widow really had good chemistry in the Avengers, but that would have been too many characters.

Brock Rumlow aka Crossbones in the comic books. When I finally figured out who he was I just about squeed. Really. It would have been embarrassing. Added a lot to the movie. Can you imagine being the guy who got his part. You read the script, find out his name, do a web search, find out more about the character from the comics and realize, "They're going to bring me back for more movies." That would be a great moment.

Georges Batroc. Batroc the Leaper. More bad-ass than he's ever been in the comic books! Wish he had more screen time.

Really, I think this sequel was a great action movie, even if you don't get all the extra nuances that come from knowing who all these characters are. The plot twists make sense. You get all the excitement and suspense of a Bourne movie. You watch a great bunch of actors working together to create a cohesive film. You get a contained story that still provides elements for the larger Marvel cinematic story. When you think of all the elements that the film's creators had to juggle and blend, this movie could have been a mess. It wasn't. It was a lot of fun.

What more could you want?